question regarding purity ring.?
my girlfriend insists that I wear a purity ring when we are having unbridaled sweat soaked intercourse with multiple parters of both genders.
I feel mildly uncomfortable about the whole thing because on the one hand I love my girlfriend more than anything else. I would do anything for her. I have been with her for 6 years and hope to marry her one day.
but I dont have the heart to tell her that it makes me feel uncomfortable when she insists that I perform double felacio with her on a 60 year old homeless man.
I mean, I am a 90's kind of guy.... I understand that any modern relationship is based on trust, love, and ball gags attached to zipper mouthed leather pig masks..... but sometimes, when she ties me up in a corner and forces me to watch as she has intercourse with a train of multiple large black men, I fell almost like I am being used.
I am also getting really sick of her high fiving the other men after shes done then going out for beers with them and leaving me chained to the radiator for 16 hours.
I guess my question is.... what exactly is a "purity ring"?
OH, man. I hate shooting soda through my nose. That, sir, was clever:)
Two points!
Yeah sorry we forgot about you. I’ll try to remember you next time.
I almost shot my load reading this. How funny!
I have no idea, but I love your avatar. I sat here and laughed my @ss off!!!
I think you misunderstood her; she MUST have meant an "impurity ring." And you wear it on your… er… Wait - I must keep in mind that this is a family forum… sorry.
Love the avatar, by the way
"i want you to start living as a gay woman." -Dr. Phil (i think)
oh my god. Is this a real question or did you make this up..
because if it’s real. Call me
Purity rings are also known as chastity rings, promise rings, or abstinence rings.
purity rings are a symbolic ring that is pushed as the pledge of abstinence of a person. your life is incredibly interesting and i think you need to focus on inner love, not physical love.
Your name is unusually accurate…
But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law.
it means you are not having sex! You need help. This girl doesn’t give a crap about you and you must not care about youself either. this girl is just a disaster in the making. You didn’t ask my opinion, but had to say something. sorry
fail
This is relevant to my interests.
AHHHHH!
Can I get in on that?