This is only for fun. If you think its too gross for you, then don’t answer.

Here's something gross, but funny. Pretend i am wearing this ram mascot costume.
http://www.bestmascots.com/catalog/images/MA_ram27.jpg

I am alone practicing in a field. Having so much fun. All of a sudden, I have a full bladder nearly ready to burst and feel like peeing any second. I also really desperately have to poop really bad, and there is no toilet nearby, what do I do? =(