Archive for June, 2010

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Okay i was born with an enlarge heart i think not sure. And then i had aneurysm that was a size of an orange on my heart they said it could of burst any time when my mom took me home from the doctor that was going to fix it but did not. They doctor said i was going to day at 7 and when i hit high school but guess what i am in high school and almost out of it and them thing in your chest i forgot wat them are called and i only have 6 and half of that bone in your stomic is broken also i have a leaky valb in my heart well the rap lace it with a pigs thing lol i think that is funny wen my mom told me when i got older i would do a pig sound wen she tells me that but then it leacked and my mom says there so many times when i could of died on the table sorry i cant spell i hope u know what i am talking about. And then another time the doctor said i was going to die but all it was , was sleep antiya or w/e u call it , its where u have to were a mask at night or something.

i think there is , is a reason why i am still alive i don't know what that reason is yet i think the reason is that there going to find something to fix me i think i don't if that is the reason or not. oh ya i also have heart disses and lung daisies .

Tell me what u think

I think i was very luck ;(
i did not know were to put this so i thought this would be a good spot
some of the nice comments are me making my eyes warter i don't know why lol i just think its really sweet lol thankys guys ;(

My twin girls love diago and I have called all over and no one has it. I need it for July 4th

Okay. Yes this is not a question. It is to inform.

STOP worrying about thsi damn swine flu. No one in America has died. No one in Canada has died. All the deaths have happened IN Mexico.

Want to hear some random facts?

Influenza is basically an extreme upper respiratory infection, and, by itself, is rarely fatal. But it can lead to deadly complications, such as pneumonia. About 36,000 Americans die from flu complications every year.

Swine flu is caused by a virus similar to the type of flu virus that, in various forms, infects people every year, but is a strain typically found only in pigs -- or in people who have direct contact with pigs.

Look. The normal flu kills a lot of people a year. AMERICANS. And it's contagious, very.

So why are you worrying so much of the swine flu? It's typically the same disease of the normal flu.

A direct quote from CNN.com

"and the U.S. hasn't had that many cases yet."

Yet you all are saying "OMGZ I HAS PIG FLU?"

No, you probably don't.

Precautions:
Wash your hands before eating, sticking things in your mouth such as gum, etc.
Use a mask if an outbreak does happen. It blocks the germs.

Your probably not going to die in America if you have the swine flu.

Mexico isn't a terrible country - don't get that idea from this but they are in crappy enviroments. They don't have that great of healthcare. It's just the way things are.

So before you start worrying, think about what happens in Mexico and whats happening where you live.

Thanks.
You guys are mighty welcome.

The media is ruining your minds.

If someone did die in Cali, then I apologize, I'm just posting what I read off CNN.com.

Don't worry until you HAVE a reason to worry guys. (=

if you have a picture show me

So i am doing the relay thing and we have to wear costume

My team is dressing like winnie pooh people

i am piglet so what are some ideas i so i can look like piglet i am working on making a mask

I'm considering getting a gas mask to protect agaisnt the Pig virus instead of one of those cheapy surgical masks. Is this a good Idea? I know it sounds overkill, but I also wanna get it cause gas masksa are just uber cool
dude, uber is awesome! and also, you are aware that I'm talking about a NBC nuclear, BIOLOGICAL, chemical mask. If it has biological protection, it protects from biological agents i.e.; viuses, no?
*viruses^
I know thaose masks offer a decent amount of protection, some even 95% but they don't always have an air tight seal, sometimes there are gaps between your face and the mask whereas a masks like thishttp://www.approvedgasmasks.com/north-mask.htm one is fully sealed and offers 99.97% protection as opposed to 95%. This mask is only a half mask so it's esier to wear too.
Rajhara, the Russian PBF mask is definately cool but it's from the 70's. I don't know if your awar that many soviet masks were 100% innefective although i'm not sure about this one.

we went from night to day in the relationship and were planning on a joyous summer me and linda.we both just grad hs and were living in a nicer upper class neighborhood in lovely homes and was thinking of the peace corps together.we both decided to just pursue our dreams of becoming ballet performers.we thought of the famous juliard performing school for the arts.
as were walking home i was eating my big mac i got 5 minutes before and was eating like a marvin as she asked for a bite.no way get your own i said as ill not share it with anyone?please eddy she whispered softly with a stroke of her hair glimmering in the sun?ok,ok,im only kidding i said and gave her a bite.just then i said she shouldve ordered 1 too.im broke today was her reply.but you live rich like me i said!my dads rich and i get a modest allowance for a 12 year old she said loudly and irritatingly.well heres i told her and lets go back to mcds for more big macs as i can eat 6 of them with ease.
i took linda by the wrist and we galloped to mcds and ate alot.i ordered 23 big macs and she was shocked.what the heck are you gonna do with all those she asked?im gonna eat 5 now and give you 3 and thats 18 for me and my parents to eat tonight.how many do they eat she cried?well they eat 3 each so thats 12 more for myself.youre a pig she howled but i like you regardless!me too i said.i might even be nice and give them each a pie i said.gee wiz,ay yi yi said linda.thats alot of hamburgers and stuff for an aspiring ballet star and youll get fat if you keep eating like that.not really as i do it all the time and a fast metabolism keeps me in balance i told her boldly.if you say so eddy and we walked out of mcds
.i was polishing off my 2 orders of supersized large fries and 44 ounce strawberry milkshake as i had drank one earlier while there.i figured as a snack when i got home id eat the 6 apple pies i also got and the 2 mcchickens i also had plus the 3 hot fudge sundaes i had in the bag and lastly the 20 piece chicken nuggets i had in my coat as dogs were tailing us for some.i let them have some as i felt bad for the poor hungry looking dogs and even threw them the fries from a large container..thats enuff to feed a family of 4 and then some she said to me lol.not for me as i can eat said i back.recall the chinese buffet as i ate 7 plates full ofmussels,shrimp,scallops,rice,wings,spareribs,eggrolls,chow mein,etc.i also pigged out on 12 bowls of ice cream,40 creme puffs and 10 mini eclairs.lets not forget the 3 bowls of soup and the shrimp cocktails of which i ate 78.thats amazing said linda and weve a world champion eater here she laughed.yup thats me i said with a grin.we continued eastwest to our home.
out of nowhere a guy approached with a mask-michael myers as i forgot to mention today was halloween.he he ha ha very funny said linda as i agreed.gimme your food as he smelled the food in the bags and saw it looked like an enormous amount.what i replied!no joke,i want your food so hand it over now he said.ok but let me demonstrate my foot to your crotch as i kicked him quite hard.he was still standing and saying to hand over the food.no way he didnt go down upon that kick i thought.i missed his spot by 2 inches as i relished the action again.either the food or your life he said.this time i struck him with a fist and he went back a few feet.
ok ok you win but please no more hitting me he said in a begging tone.he ran away with his mask still on.honey,said linda to me astonished a bit.why you never told me youre great at karate.im not i proceeded but no one gets my big macs or fries or sundaes,etc.not even michael myers for that matter i laughed.but why risk your life for food she asked?because it wasnt real i finally confessed and that was all a charade we planned.i really kicked him but missed on purpose.the hit to the face didnt hurt as much as he had punched his fists together away from view.but why eddy asked linda understandably concerned?happy halloween as everyone deserves 1 good scare i proclaimed.

i need an animal mascot costume anyone know where i can get one cheap?

There was a little boy, maybe 3 years old, that had on a hulk costume!
Cutest thing I have EVER seen! :D

Some movie from the 80's, there were 3 or 4 killers who wore animal masks, one of them was a pig mask, they tried to kidnap school kids who were in an old fashioned school house, the kids escaped to some sort of red rock like desert, then the final scene had the kids and teacher swim through an underwater cave to escape....any ideas????

allright, so im being tigger and my friend is being piglet for halloween this year. we are going to a halloween party. i am planning on wearing orange and black stripd legings, a black t-shirt with orange ductape stuck to the shirt making stripes. i am also ordering tigger ears. what else can i do to make my costume the balm!

1. Strawberries contain more vitamin C than oranges.
2. The abbreviation for "pound" is "lb" because in Ancient Rome weight was measured in libras; in Latin records, the libra was written as "lb"
3. The fork was invented in Italy as a utensil to each pasta. However it was unilaterally dismissed by the church, which frowned upon using anything not created by God to touch God's bounty.
4. To say something is "as American as apple pie" doesn't really make a lot of sense when you consider that apple pie originated in France & England.
5. Honey never spoils. Ever.
6. Leonardo DiCaprio was named after artist Leonardo Da Vinci. Apparently, DiCaprio's pregnant mother was standing at a Da Vinci paining when DiCaprio first kicked.
7. The penny is the only currently minted U.S. coin featuring a profile that faces to the right.
8. The mask work by Michael Myers in the movie "Halloween" was, in fact, a mask of William Shatner's face (as Star Trek's Captain James Kirk) spray-painted white.
9. Albert Einstein's facial characteristics inspiried the look of 3 popular film characters 1. E.T. had Einstein's eyes, 2. Yoda had his forehead, and 3. Emmett Brown in "back to the future" had his hair.
10. although the degree of effectiveness has been questioned, a 1985 study at Boston University's school of Medicine found that coca-cola worked as a spermicide , and that diet code for some reason, worked even better. '
11. It's impossible to "sweat like a pig" because pigs don't sweat.
12. Although it ranks as the world's 5th busiest airport, most people START their trips at Los Angeles International than any other airport in the world.
13. The airport code for Sioux City, Iowa, is SUX. Despite the city's ongoing appeal to change it, so far the Federal Aviation Administration has refused to do so.
14. "Dumbledore," an old English word for "bumblebee", was picked by J.K. Rowlingas the name of Harry Potter's headmaster because she imagined him wandering around the castle humming to himself.
15. The popular website Yahoo! got its name from a word thought up by Jonathan Swift and used in his classic "Gulliver's travels" to mean "rude, unsophisticated, uncouth." The exclamation point was necessitated by law, added for trademark purposes after it was discovered that a brand of Yahoo bbq sauce and a line of Yahoo knives already existed.

Feel free to add your own "did you know....?" 's too, everyone.
No, the information isn't off the web.

I went to the misfits show in cleveland at peabody's down under on the 23, and I was wondering about one of the bands that played. This band played right before cult of the psychic fetus, and they had a bunch of fake blood and costumes and stuff. How were they? They had two guys walking around stage in jumpsuits, pig masks, and they had the guy tied up in the rocking chair. I didn't hear them announce themselves, and I was wondering if anyone knew who they were. Thanks.
they were sometime after Hostile Omish if not right after

our colors are blue and white...not really very exciting...I wear blue and white all the time.

I have recently decided that I would like to dress up as a chicken, go to the supermarket, and buy some eggs. In order to do this properly, I need the proper chicken attire. I was watching my name is earl when i saw the perfect costume for the job. Can someone tell me where I can purchase this costume?

It is almost Halloween and this year I want to have some fun with my guinea pigs. I am planning to give them bits of pumpkins as a treat but I am wondering about how I should dress them up. I don't want to dress them up in anything uncomfortable of something they would not like. I don't want to spend a lot of money! If I can make a costume please give me suggestions. Please leave links and specific details. THANK YOU!!

could anyone give me directions on how to make a tigger, piglet, eeyore, or rabit costumes?? thanks!

i went to horror nights last year with my friends and i had a blast! but i saw a lot of the pig mask men, chainsaw wielding men, and the clowns, and i was wondering how i can be one of those guys? do you have to audition for a spot or something? i love to scare people, and with a little bit of an oufit and my frame (6'6" 240 lbs) i think i can do quite easily. does anyone know what to do to try and be a part of this?

For context, I'm a guy age 18

Here's what I have at my disposal:
Wigs: Long Brown Hair Straight, Long Blonde Hair Messy - no bangs, so no lady gaga :(, Semi-Short pink hair w. pig-tail buns, Short black puffy hair, short curly brown/blonde hair, Long Curly White white hair

Masks: Blank stare silver alienish, Japanese celebration mask, Happy and Sad golden faces, Witch Nose

Basic color shirts, Graduation Gown, Basic Make-Up Paints, Soccer Shorts, TaeKwonDo robe, graduation robe, Regular Black Sunglasses, Tall Straw Hat

And Then just regular clothes. And mexican wrestling masks, but i used those last year and I DONT repeat costumes :)

funny and current would be best

thanks, and have a fun Halloween :D

im fiften i have dirty blonde hair and bright blue eyes
i was going to be alice in wonderland but everyone is being that (N)
now im thinking to go at piglet and of course i will make the costume
because they only sell ones for little kids :p
do you think it could work or is it just a lame idea
let me know all your thoughts :)

Thanks :)

p.s how would i make myself look like piglet :p

I am kinda confused because some people are saying that it comes from pig and birds or from not washing your hands so im not sure.And they are saying that if you don't feel the symptoms you can die so I am not sure please help and why do people have to wear a mask?Also I live in El Paso, Texas and a little boy with the swine flu has been confirmed and apparently he died and now there are 3 more cases confirmed and 8 detected do you think people should start wearing the mask thing or what?

I think I have swine flu. Well my name is Carlos and it all started when my and my buddy Felix were out cutting some grass, when we were finished, I was feeling kind of sick, by the way, the guy didn’t pay us so we knocked on his door after he shut it on my face and asked for his broom. He gave the broom to us and we swept the grass back into his yard from the street. After that I went home to mama and she said I needed to feed the pigs, I went out and they were oinking because Felix was rubbing their belly. I was making a similar sound when I was coughing. But then I ran into the house and like the doorbell rang and I was leik what da F! WHAT DA F! Because I never had a visitor before. So it was like two guys who wanted me to wear this white mask and I said NU and closed the door and they were still there so I went to dial 911 but like this lady asking me what I needed answered and I was leik what da f and hung up. I ran outside and was like WHATS THE NUMBER FOR 911 they told me 911 and I said that I tried that so the creepy men offered me the mask again and I said FINE and put it on, then I coughed and like the mask went poof and fell in half, it like melted. So then they said my breath smelled like pig poop and I told them all I ate were some tacos. So then they told me to go to this address and it ended up to be a hospital and I saw a sign for hemorrhoids, and like I was familiar with hemeroids so I walked in that office and I was ATTACKED with big men in yellow rubber suits and some like super soaker stuff. So after THEY MADE ME TINKLE IN A CUP they sent me home with a suit and covered my face and told me not to leave the house so I was screaming at mama when she said that I dialed 411 instead of 911 so slapped her out of frustration and then she made me cry she told me to bend over and she spanked me with a wooden spoon and I was like “no mama please I sorry I love you” so then the police came when I called the right number and arrested me for being like….a diabolical eclipse of national Mexican security and a disgrace to all Mexicans or some big words like that. Then Felix got married AND STOLE MY CAR AND MY FAVORITE PIG NAMED BOBO!
thanks guys for all the support

I did thischeat code where it let me dress my sims up in the clothing you unlcoks from doing jobs, i saw a supervillian costume how can i get my sim to have that outfit?